Unless you're really sick big meals with the family are always fun and an adventure. There's always someone who loves to fill up on the nastiest things they can find just to torment others latter with the giggle and the smell.
I'm no exception. I love deviled eggs I'll eat everyone you don't eat and love every minute of it! But you see I've been blessed with the blow by effect. Everything going in to me, will exit into the pouch, or as I call it the bag, or in instances like this it's better known as the "Abyss!" No one smells anything for a while.
Everything is quiet on the home front, but people start watching. As the bag begins to puff up, people begin to worm. Just before I leave for the bathroom, everyone has that, "Oh No, she's gonna blow!" Look of terror on their face.
If it's nice outside they head outdoors. But God forbid the ones who waited too long and have to go to the bathroom after me! Those are the poor souls who really need your prayers. No can of Lysol will even touch what I can put out after a few deviled eggs, or a good pot of beans.
In fact the last Christmas Realtors luncheon I went to in Buford GA. We all had a wonderful time for about four hours. Then I stood up fully blown to capacity on that right side. I went in that bathroom, and just like Vamoose when I came out after three flushes and half a can of aerosol, well two thirds of my friends had packed quickly and left the building. Those were some smart Realtors right there.
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